So it occurred to me recently (while watching an episode of Sex and the City where Harry, Charlotte’s husband, leaves his teabags all over the house) to try tea instead of coffee. I think I might be immune to the effects of caffeine, as drinking coffee often makes me even drowsier (triple lattes being the only exception). 

So I bought a box of Lipton Tea at Mercury Drug, positively giddy at the idea of dipping a bag in warm water and feeling very regal. But this was what was inside.

To be fair to the innocent box, I chose it over the Lipton Yellow Label boxes that were also on the rack because it was a 3-in-1 mix. I should have known.